they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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