weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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