operation have a gay friend backfired
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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