Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
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