I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
wow bdsm is so cute
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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