He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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