idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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