oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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