summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
try to milk me bitch
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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