I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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