I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
i barfeds in our rink
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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