Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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