On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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