I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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