no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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