10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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