I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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