she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
