I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
