How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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