***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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