Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
True but thats because hes a fetus.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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