i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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