You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
