Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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