OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Randomize
