i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Randomize
