hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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