My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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