He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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