i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
