I think im going to throw up on grandma
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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