that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
operation harelip BJ is a go
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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