ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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