are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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