The maid of honor just puked.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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