I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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