Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I think my moral compass just broke
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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