i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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