So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Don't tell me you're on acid again
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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