you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Randomize
