My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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