So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
This is the high leading the old right now
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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