I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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