i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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