It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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