Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Damn victory sex feels great
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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