Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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