so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I'm always down for nudity.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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