I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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