i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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