If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Is that strawberry winking at me??
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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